Tales of a 22-Year-Old Nothing

This was a mistake
Last week, Charles and Camilla visited Toronto. It was awful. I hate Camilla with the passion of 1000 Kevin James’ farts. So I wrote about why Princess Diana is better than Camilla.
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Last week, Charles and Camilla visited Toronto. It was awful. I hate Camilla with the passion of 1000 Kevin James’ farts. So I wrote about why Princess Diana is better than Camilla.

Want to read it? Please? Check it out here at The Impersonals!

I can’t get over the fact that Nicole Kidman peed on Zac Efron.

At first I thought it was just a metaphor for how bad the movie is, like “Oh, this movie is a total stinker. It’s the movie equivalent of Nicole Kidman peeing on Zac Efron.” But no.

Nicole Kidman peed on Zac Efron.

Why? - These few presidents (by wamatt)

Fuck, I forgot how much I like Why?